Here is the dealy yo

I love that my life has come to this.

Come ON NOW!!

I dislike most women. I really hate to say that, but sadly it is true. I just haven't met many that are cool and not jealous, spiteful, drama queen, bitches. I have a few really great girl friends. But, I'm really picky and for damn good reason. I'm so pissed that I can't even finish this.

I should be counting sheep, instead they are counting me

I had an inconvenient nap tonight.from about 9 to 11. Now I can't sleep. The boys have friends over and they are being so quiet, I bet they are plotting world domination, or trying to figure out how to light something on fire.
I really don't have anything to say, and I am positing from my phone. Its not as easy to type.
I'm going to cuddle up to my cute,  snoozing  boyfriend and learn how to unravel the universe through extreme couponing.

~Ciao

the only fish in the sea

I was sitting on the beach, you were all so far away. I could see, but always behind silent eyes. Never reveling my true self, trusting is not an option. No one led me, but somehow I ended up there, in the sea. Lost among natives. I watched the most obscure things from there, how the sand swirled between my toes, but never where my feet led me, how my fingers smelled from the salty water, but never at the hearts my hands touched. A wave crashed into me one to many times. As if it's wake jarred me from it's trance. I looked back at the shore and you were all gone. Swimming back to the shore was a lonely chore, I panicked along the way. Alone I traveled, collecting shells. I wanted to give them to you so you would build me a home. I push on through shadows and arrived where you sat, unmoved, waiting for me. My limbs weary, you carried me to the shade. I was too afraid to give you my gifts, flawlessly you found them on your own. Our souls exist in this oasis, a sanctuary called love.     

What have you gotten yourself into?

New journal thing. Let's see if this is better than livejournal.

funnies :)