Life's a bitch, I like bitches.

What to do? What to do?

I'm the young lady who stepped in life's poo. 

Give me a challenge I'll face it again. 

Surely you knew I'd always take the win. 

Thow me your curveballs, steal all my paddles. 

I'm not afraid to fight your weak little battle. 

Whip me, spank me, I like it rough

All the shit this girl's gone through, made her tough. 

So bring it on, I love a cat fight

I want your misfortunes, so when I bear the strife, 

I can appreciate what's going good in my life. 

Gloria's

He asked her once, What do you want to be when you grow up?
She answered a thousand things, but meant only love.
I want to be the one who holds you and answers your prayers.
Help to shape and mold you into the man your body wears.
I want to share so many memories that they're burned in to the sun.
Bring you humor and solace, let you know that I'm the one.
Support you happy thoughts and guide your spark.
Lead you back into the light, when your soul is in the dark.
Lean on your shoulders when I need a place to cry.
And be there for you until our spirits fly.

Candy crush

Take my tablespoon of sugar
Wash me down
So sweet like sunshine
You'll never frown
Candle wick
Magic trick
Burns like drugs
Take your dose
Kiss two of those
We're addicted to love